One out of four two-year-olds are incapable of staying still for more than 5 minutes, even when entertained by fine acoustic music. And mine is the one. We went down to the first Coffeehouse performance at JEMS because Larry, whose band played our wedding, and Drew, who used to mow our lawn, were playing. But Eva's fascination with the potty (looking at it, flushing it, etc., not peeing in it) meant I spent the evening in the lobby and the bathroom.

Plus the woman on the evening Weather Channel show is revealing way too much cleavage.

Tomorrow is Eva's birthday!