Bill returned from Alaska with a plan. He thinks it likely that the chemicals and hormones and shit in today's foods cause the girls to have puberty earlier than in olden days. He's not alone in this theory, but he has managed to take it one level farther. He thinks that those hormones might also make her slutty, so he's added his new plan to the exisiting fatherly goal espoused by Chris Rock: just keep her off the pole.
That's why he came home with a bag of organic foods yesterday, including the wheat, dairy and soy free arrowroot biscuits he calls anti-promiscuity cookies.
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That is too funny. I'm sure will want some of those cookies for Becca too.
I'll be sure to keep my sugar-laden boy away from your daughter!
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